Illustration for article titled A Fun, Spoiler-Free, Plot-Free Review of Avengers: Endgame in 10 Two-Word Sentences
Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez (Getty Images for Disney)

1. Well done.

2. Home run.

3. I cried.

4. Seeing again.

5. Hulk fun.

6. Ironman, fam.

7. Captain America!

8. Slow clap.

9. Fast clap.

10. Endgame proper.