A (Still Growing) List of People I Suspect Are Made of Cake

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1. Terry Crews

2. Bari Weiss

3. Kendrick Perkins

4. Andrew Sullivan

5. Betsy Devos

6. Pigeon Shit Shoulder Boy

7. Bill Maher

8. J.K. Rowling

9. Jared Kushner

10. Van Jones

11. Jada Pinkett Smith

12. Trashcan Leprechaun

13. Ron DeSantis

14. Ted Cruz

15. Jason Whitlock

16. This one woman I met in Nashville earlier this year

17. Natasha Tynes

18. Them

19. Russell Wilson

20. Beyoncé

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Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB, a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times, and the author of What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Blacker (Ecco/HarperCollins)

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Read through it all, then made a fist

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