Apr 7 2015Save4/7/15Burger King To Pay For "Burger-King" WeddingRoll Call1Whenever I think of God's sense of humor, I think of things like a couple with the respective surnames of Burger and…
Feb 4 2015Save2/4/15McDonalds Auctions Off (Not So) Special Sauce For $23KRoll Call9Ya'll remember the McDonald's Big Mac commercial jingle? I (barely) do since I was a young cheeks when those…
Jan 29 2015Save1/29/15Comcast's Gon' Comcast: Cable Company Renames Former Customer "Asshole Brown"Roll Call12Raise your hand if you need any other reason to hate Comcast other than it being Comcast?
Jan 27 2015Save1/27/152 Termzzzz: 2 Chainz Wants To Run For Mayor Of College Park, GeorgiaRoll Call5Remember that recent debate between 2 Chainz and Nancy Grace about marijuana legalization? Well, clearly the natural…
Jan 23 2015Save1/23/15Michelle Williams Tells Mike Huckabee "You Come At The Queen, You Best Not Miss"Roll Call6Apparently on an episode of The View (they still make those?), Mike Huckabee appeared and theorized in his book that…
Nov 12 2014Save11/12/14Man Buys 99 iPhones To Propose; Girlfriend Says "iDon't"Roll Call10We might as well get the obvious joke out of the way. My man has 99 iProblems and a bitch aint one.
Nov 7 2014Save11/7/14When "Taking A Picture" With A Black Man Means You're "Throwing Gang Signs"Roll Call6So, amongst the raw frustration of the war against our Black brethren/sistren at the hands of police, is the…
Oct 20 2014Save10/20/14When White People Attack...PumpkinsRoll Call18This past Saturday, a riot broke out during the New Hampshire Pumpkin Festival, resulting in police releasing tear…
Oct 8 2014Save10/8/14ELLE Magazine "Discovers" Timberland Trend; The Entire 1990s Says "Discover Deez"Roll Call9Social media was all aflutter when ELLE Magazine's (Blackity Black Black Black ya'll) fashion editor, Danielle…
Oct 6 2014Save10/6/14Raven Labels Self "Colorless and American." World Replies "Colorless And American' Is NOT A Color, Raven"Roll Call77Raven-Symoné recently waxed poetically about labels on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" special, and has (old) Black…
Sep 23 2014Save9/23/14Why You Don't Want To Be Dale Decker: The Guy Who Can't Stop Having OrgasmsRoll Call6Wisconsin man Dale Decker is pretty much on self-inflicted house arrest because he suffers from persistent genital…
Sep 22 2014Save9/22/14Tyler Perry Expecting Human Baby: Written, Directed, Produced By And Starring Tyler PerryRoll Call10Apparently, Tyler Perry announced at his 45th birthday party that he was expecting his first child. Naturally, I…
Sep 22 2014Save9/22/14Love And Hip Hop Presents: Bow Wow And Erica Mena Are Engaged For Some ReasonRoll Call5No, they're really engaged. Like, seriously. But, we can't help but think this is Mona Scott-Young's doing.
Sep 15 2014Save9/15/14Poussey Too Bomb: Orange Is The New Black Writer Divorces Husband; Dates Samira WileyRoll Call25I've had many conversations about the Poussey Effect, which is basically the voodoo that Samira do so well that puts…
Aug 27 2014Save8/27/14Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly Argue About White Privilege, And Kelly...SurprisesRoll Call4Ladies and gentlemen, hell has frozen over. Heathens 'bout to let it go and build snowmen up in this piece.
Aug 26 2014Save8/26/14Blue Ivy Woke Up Like 'Dis, So Please Just Stop About Her HairRoll Call4Social media was all aflutter over Karrueche's recent comments about Blue Ivy's hair on 106th and Park. It was…
Aug 26 2014Save8/26/14Joe Budden, The Epitome Of BitchassnessRoll Call14Joe Budden has apparently been keeping himself busy since Love & Hip Hop. Because we know he's not making any music.…
Aug 25 2014Save8/25/14Dave Chappelle Goes Back To Hartford A Year After Heckling FiascoRoll Call3Exactly one year ago, Dave Chappelle found himself walking off stage after being harassed by an overzealous crowd in…
Aug 21 2014Save8/21/14Don Lemon Definitely Will Never Invite Talib Kweli To Sunday BrunchRoll Call9A conversation in Ferguson today between Don Lemon and Talib Kweli quickly got heated. Not "We're bout to fight"…
Aug 21 2014Save8/21/14T.I. Releases "New National Anthem" With Skylar GreyRoll Call2T.I. released a new song in response to Ferguson along with an open letter about the history of violence against…