I was going to write a whole-ass, spoiler-free post to share my glee at last night’s episode of Power. If you’ll remember, way back yonder, I wrote an article explaining why I was watching the show this season: Basically, I’m just waiting for everybody to die.
I won’t say that anybody died last night. But I won’t say that anybody didn’t die last night, either. Grammatically speaking, I’m not sure if that last sentence is sound, however, I like it. I’m running with it. So instead of writing some long ass thing where I share my glee ...
... glee is a good word ...
... I’m going to show you what my soul felt like. In
song form! gifs!
First I was like:
Then I was like:
Then I was like ... wait ... is he gonna ... make it ...
Then I was like “REDACTED, YOU IN DANGER GIRL!” (I didn’t say “girl” because you know, if you watched it then, well ...) So sad, Jojo! (Nobody’s name is Jojo.)
But then I was like ... but wait ... if he makes it and he’s mad then he’s gon’, ya know, take out ... ya know ...
And I was ALL IN ON THAT! Like ... LET’S GO LET’S GET IT LET’S TAKE ‘EM OUT! ANTE UP!!!!!!! YAP DAT FOOL!!!!!
But then he didn’t yap dat fool. Probably because at one point, he yapped that other fool, because ya know, he ain’t really claim him. But that’s OK, because then I see he, ya know, succumbed. He had to go, but he did his job.
Then all was right with the world ...
Though, I’m still waiting for, ya know, the others to catch the fade.
But I slept well last night knowing that for one, brief, shining moment, somebody finally got what was coming to them.
Oh, how glorious. Thank you, folks involved with Power. Thank you, kindly.