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I was going to write a whole-ass, spoiler-free post to share my glee at last night’s episode of Power. If you’ll remember, way back yonder, I wrote an article explaining why I was watching the show this season: Basically, I’m just waiting for everybody to die.

I won’t say that anybody died last night. But I won’t say that anybody didn’t die last night, either. Grammatically speaking, I’m not sure if that last sentence is sound, however, I like it. I’m running with it. So instead of writing some long ass thing where I share my glee ...

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... glee is a good word ...

... I’m going to show you what my soul felt like. In song form! gifs!

First I was like:

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Then I was like:

Then I was like ... wait ... is he gonna ... make it ...

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Then I was like “REDACTED, YOU IN DANGER GIRL!” (I didn’t say “girl” because you know, if you watched it then, well ...) So sad, Jojo! (Nobody’s name is Jojo.)

But then I was like ... but wait ... if he makes it and he’s mad then he’s gon’, ya know, take out ... ya know ...

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And I was ALL IN ON THAT! Like ... LET’S GO LET’S GET IT LET’S TAKE ‘EM OUT! ANTE UP!!!!!!! YAP DAT FOOL!!!!!

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But then he didn’t yap dat fool. Probably because at one point, he yapped that other fool, because ya know, he ain’t really claim him. But that’s OK, because then I see he, ya know, succumbed. He had to go, but he did his job.

Then all was right with the world ...

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Though, I’m still waiting for, ya know, the others to catch the fade.

But I slept well last night knowing that for one, brief, shining moment, somebody finally got what was coming to them.

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Oh, how glorious. Thank you, folks involved with Power. Thank you, kindly.

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