Below, because I know you’re curious, are the five worst places to be elbowed during a basketball game (in reverse order):
5. armpit (trust me)
4. nose
3. eye
Tie:
2. nuts/stomach/ribs
1. butthole (presumably)
Anyway, yes. Chris Paul definitely elbowed Kevin Durant in the butthole. Perhaps the first midgame butthole elbow I’ve ever seen.
Go, Rockets!
DISCUSSION
Somewhere Julius Hodge just sighed loudly while closing his laptop screen after seeing this article