Did Chris Paul Elbow Kevin Durant in the Butthole Last Night?

Below, because I know you’re curious, are the five worst places to be elbowed during a basketball game (in reverse order):

5. armpit (trust me)

4. nose

3. eye

Tie:

2. nuts/stomach/ribs

1. butthole (presumably)

Anyway, yes. Chris Paul definitely elbowed Kevin Durant in the butthole. Perhaps the first midgame butthole elbow I’ve ever seen.

Go, Rockets!