Below, because I know you’re curious, are the five worst places to be elbowed during a basketball game (in reverse order):
5. armpit (trust me)
4. nose
3. eye
Tie:
2. nuts/stomach/ribs
1. butthole (presumably)
Anyway, yes. Chris Paul definitely elbowed Kevin Durant in the butthole. Perhaps the first midgame butthole elbow I’ve ever seen.
Go, Rockets!
