Eve and Maximillion Cooper (Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Eve put them paws on her man and nabbed her a Gotdamn British billionaire. Maximillion (Aside: I feel like you are destined to be rich with that name. You can’t work at Waffle House with Maximillion on your name tag) Cooper and Eve walk down the aisle in Ibiza in front of friends, family, and like every BME blogger ever.

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