I Felt Bad About Forgetting to Close My Garage Door Yesterday, But Then I Remembered I'm Not Bruce Hay

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And I feel much better.

Also, this blog is over now! Go continue the rest of your not-being-Bruce-Hay day! Bye!

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Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB, a columnist for GQ.com, and the author of What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Blacker (Ecco/HarperCollins)

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formerlysusan
MynameisnotSusan

I read that yesterday and the professor needs to acknowledge that his wife is the reason he isn’t homeless and broke. And if he hasn’t done so already he needs to beg and plead for her forgiveness.