Bow Wow and Erica Mena (Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

No, they're really engaged. Like, seriously. But, we can't help but think this is Mona Scott-Young's doing.

Erica needs another storyline. Bow Wow needs more exposure as his government-named persona. Which, let's get this clear right now… we still gonna call you, Bow Wow, Mr. Shad Moss. Your mama named you Bow Wow, we gonna call you Bow Wow.

All I know is, shenanigans shall ensue and my mindless entertained body is ready for it.

(Also, what happened to Cyn? Asking for a friend. And by "a friend" I mean "Panama.")

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