Future and Ciara (Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

The future looks grim for Future and Ciara, apparently. Because there's no Future in Ciara's future. (Except Future Jr, of course.)

Sometimes I think one of the ways God shows us his sense of humor (other than allowing Ann Coulter to exist) is when situations occur that call for one of those waaaaaaaaay too easy puns. Puns just wanna have fun. I love big puns and I can not lie.

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