If you have any doubts that President Barack Obama has made "trolling the fuck out of conservatives" his personal mission for his last two years in office, consider this:
In the past two years, President Obama has effectively…
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
3. Given legal status to millions of illegal immigrants
And, to add insult to injury, he's Black! And he gives interviews about being Black — one of which hit the internet the same day as the Cuba news. And he's married to a Black woman. And he likes the NBA. And he has two Black children whose first names could easily be mistaken for one of the seven days of Kwanzaa.
I don't know if it's possible to have a Blacker day than Barack Obama is having today. This is past Peak Blackness and into some event horizon, gravitational time dilation Blackness, and I love it.