25. Everyone in Raekwon's "Ice Cream" video

24. BernNadette Stanis

23. Jennifer Lopez

22. Tamron Hall

21. Your auntie on your mom's side, whose gravity-defying, thicker than two-day-old grits ass is the reason why your Nana use to carry a .22

20. Phyllis Yvonne Stickney

19. Michelle Obama

18. Florence Griffin-Joyner

17. Kenya Moore

16. Melanie Martin

15. The woman Mos Def was thinking of when he wrote "ass so fat that you could see it from the front" for "Ms Fat Booty"


14. Janet Jackson

13. Whoever the hell that was with Kima in the last minute of the last episode of season three of The Wire

12. Temeca Freeman

11.  Monica Calhoun in The Players Club. (But, strangely, no other time)

10. Trina, in 1999

9. Ms. Parker

8. That woman working the door at the Delta boat ride you attended two years ago who you thought you saw again in Macy's a couple weeks after that but got a closer look and realized it wasn't her


7. Tracee Ellis Ross

6. (tie) Tahiry Jose, Ki-Toy Johnson

5. Serena Williams

4. Roxy Reynolds, before the implants

3. Free

2. That woman your boy was dating for a few months in 1998 who you don't even really remember what she looked like but you just remember that she somehow managed to sit down and get taller


1. Erykah Badu