Editor’s note: All of this food tastes better at my house than at your house, but ya know, rock rock on.
This list was made in conjunction with my family. Several items were hotly contested and debated.
This ain’t nothing but love in a pan.
Everybody ain’t able on the day-after turkey, though; it’s important to know who cooked that bird in the first place.
Only if made by the hands of my family. None of y’all’s people’s food counts here.
If you even think about bringing some pumpkin anything ’round my way, just perish. Panama says just perish.
That day-after microwave softness is real. Microwave softness is also what Lord Jamar calls today’s hip-hop scene.
Fight me, bro.
Even Shirley Caesar knows what’s up here.
Not that stuffing bullshit some of you swear is a thing—it’s not.
Some of you don’t eat pork. That’s cool.
This assumes that you still have any left. You probably don’t.