Uber Driver, The Equalizer, a Home Depot Manager and More Things Joe Biden Should Be Instead of President

Joe Biden has settled into the BarcaLounger and Burn Notice phase of his life. Which is fine! My dad is there too, and in a slightly less-imperfect world, they’d be going on adventures to the mall and linen-soaked jazz cruises together. Instead, Joe Biden is running for president of the United States. And, well, here’s why he should be somewhere smoking some meat instead.