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Friday, Panama asked did Warren G get robbed by his homies on “Regulate”? The answer is yes, but there’s a little-known backstory behind the jacking:

Charmane Charwood, Aaron Hall’s fiancée in the “I Miss You” video, orchestrated the robbery.
Charmane Charwood faked her own death to become one of the skirts in “Regulate”.
Charmane Charwood is the original Gone Girl.

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You haven’t watched the “I Miss You” video since ’95, ha? You don’t like it cause it make you cry, ha? You ain’t even notice we don’t actually see her in the casket, did you, ha? Charmane > Amazing Amy.

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Let’s revisit. Pay attention. Don’t fall for the lies. Give Aaron props for the original Jesus Piece.

A year later, she’s in Long Beach. Looking so hard she straight hit the curb.

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You see the smug look in the bottom pic? That’s the look of lightskin sadistic satisfaction. She was a distraction juuuuuuuust long enough to give Nate Dogg pause while his bestie broke himself.

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Now you may wonder how Charmane benefited from Warren G’s robbery? And why would she still proceed to the Eastside Motel after Nate Dogg went onto bigger, better things than some horny tricks and best pulled out his strap and laid them busters down?

Well, that’s the point. It was all a hit on one of Warren G’s homies THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!

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Look how happy she is while Nate Dogg’s gat explodes! Heh.

So what happened next, you ask?

The next year she grew her hair out and began her singing career under a new identity… Tamia. Google Grant Hill injuries.

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Christina E. is an East Oakland native currently working on her memoir hella. She spends her free time getting fresher fades than your boyfriend. You can read Christina's personal blog at christinawrotethis.com.