What a year, huh?
Yeah, 2020 has been a monster.
Forget 2020. I mean just from Sunday to Wednesday.
You’re right. Each week has been a year. Each month a decade. The Popeyes chicken sandwich craze feels like it happened when I was 4 years old.
So one recurring theme of the uprising is a complete reevaluation of American law enforcement. And “defund the police” has become the synopsizing and galvanizing demand. Can you explain what that means?
So “defund” really means “reappropriate,” right?
I got it. Reconfigure?
You’re not even trying now.
I think you just like to hear yourself talk.
Or maybe you downloaded a thesaurus app.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
I had bacon and eggs and gluten-free toast from this black-owned bakery in Pittsburgh. Gluten-free stuff usually tastes like the memory of something someone else ate, but this is actually pretty good.
I can save you some if you want, but let me know soon before I eat it all.
So, no? Okay, fine. More for me.
Did you watch I May Destroy You yet?
It debuted after Insecure, and I’ve never seen anything like it.
I never got around to watching Chewing Gum, but Michaela Coel is so gifted. My God. I think I have to watch that now, too.
But yeah, if you’re looking for something new to watch, check that out.
I bought some jump ropes the other day.
I forgot how effective a workout that can be.
I’ve been doing 10 sets of 100 jumps. Once in the afternoon, and once in the evening.
I even filmed myself doing a set last week.
I have no idea why. But if you want to see it, I can send it.
I have to warn you, though: It’s literally just a minute of me jumping rope, and you can only see me from the chest up. Of all the senseless videos I have in my phone, this is the senselessest.
“Senselessest” is a really fun word to say. It feels like my mouth is using a bidet.
You know what’s the least fun word to say? “Moist.”
I also don’t like saying “charcuterie,” because it feels like a fake word.
Like it was invented by T.I.
I’d pay $7 to listen to T.I. read an audiobook about charcuterie. Maybe even $9
Actually wait...can you go back a bit?
No! Before that.
Yes! That’s it!
So the “defund” in “Defund the Police” just means “Defund”?
Prevent from continuing to receive funds?
Why didn’t you just tell me earlier?
I hate you.
Defund deez nuts.