Will I Attend Your Memorial Day Cookout, Or Nah? (A Flowchart)

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Because I can't let bad cookout decisions happen to good people.

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Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB, a contributing opinion writer for The New York Times, and the author of What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Blacker (Ecco/HarperCollins)

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New rule: The amount of supplies/food you contribute to the cookout needs to be relatively proportionate to the isht you plan on taking home. I hate when folks show up with napkins and then try to waltz out the cookout with 17 plates…lol