Screenshot: AJ+

I thought it would take at least a month to find a white man worse than Aaron Schlossberg, the New York City lawyer captured on film threatening to call immigration on people speaking Spanish at a café. But America is nothing but ambitious, and somehow it managed to produce someone who undoubtedly saw what Schlossberg did and said, “Hold my beer!”

In Oakland, Calif., a shirtless and bearded white man decided, for whatever reason, to table his jogging routine just so he could throw a homeless man’s belongings into a nearby lake.

Please watch this video, captured by Facebook user JJ Harris and shared by AJ+, to see America at its whitest.

I’ve been wondering, since watching this video, what an appropriate punishment for this yet-to-be-named person would be. He clearly didn’t care about the cameras filming him and people watching him, so public shaming might not work the same way it did with Schlossberg.

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I’ll just say this: If his ass were randomly kicked by a person who decided, for whatever reason, to randomly kick his ass, I would not be unhappy. I might even find that person and buy them a Naked Juice. And if I were asked to give a statement about said ass kicking, I’d say, “I do not advocate ass kicking, for there are better ways to resolve conflicts. Mediation, perhaps. Or competitive knitting. But I am not at all unhappy that that motherfucker got his ass kicked.”